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“The best is always the best until you’ve had better.”
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“You think you have no future with someone because you’re stupid, and...”
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Don't Trust The Chameleon! (A True Story)
  Once upon a time there was a bird named Little Bird.  She was a little bird.  Her bright, yellow feathers were her pride and joy.  When other birds told her, “Little Bird, you have a cute beak,” she would reply, “Yes, and did you notice how well it complements my pretty, yellow feathers?”   One day while Little Bird was out in the forest she came across a chameleon.  He...
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Your hypocrisy is boundless.
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Drunken hiccups...
Fuck a spoonful of sugar, I’m proud to be drunk right now.
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Honestly Trusting Dishonesty (A Love Story)
“Goddamn, I’m tired of lying I wish I loved you like I used to.” Manchester Orchestra Once upon a time times three I fell in love. The first two girls I fell in, and subsequently out of, love with were my ex-girlfriends. The third girl was a different story. Though the love I had for her was unlike (in a sense, stronger than) the love I had for my ex-girlfriends she and I never...
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“Goddamn, I’m tired of lying I wish I loved you like I used to.”
– Manchester Orchestra
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Acting Ageless
Once upon a recent time there was a white trashy family of 4 who happened to be swimming in a pool I was lifeguarding. The husband was the kind of guy who kept his baseball cap and Pantera shirt on while swimming, and the wife was fat, ugly, and, as I soon found out, had a tremendous capacity for unwarranted bitchiness. They had two sons, one about 4 years old, and the other about 11 years old....
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